Thursday, 26 September 2013

Kenya mall attack hits Africa's booming picture

When Islamist terrorists belonging to Somalia's Al-Shabaab group raged the Westgate mall in Nairobi last weekend, they knew they were attacking a high-profile icon of Kenya's financial power in growing Africa.

The Israeli-built Westgate mall presenting multiple levels of shops, cafes and restaurants exemplified the African customer bonanza that is attracting foreign investment, from West and East, to one of the world's rapidly thriving continents.

Like the Algerian gas plant hit by Saharan Islamic militants in January, the beige-coloured Westgate mall became a high-impact target for extremists to slaughter dozens and spread terror as they increasingly practice cross-border jihad, challenging Africa and the world at large.

From Nigeria to Kenya, Mali to Algeria, violent and aggressive Islamist factions - knocking into local poverty, clashes, disparity or exclusion but advocating a parallel anti-Western, anti-Christian dogma - are attacking at state authority and international activities, both at financial and political level.

A former US ambassador to Nigeria, John Campbell, said he thinks militants like those who rebelled in Mali last year, the Nigerian Boko Haram Islamist sect and the Westgate mall attackers were also to a certain extent stimulated by annoyance with what he termed as "pervasive mal-governance" in Africa.

He said “This is undoubtedly anti-Western and anti-Christian but it also taps into a lot of deep popular anger against the political economy in which they find themselves, in which a very small group of people are basically raking off the wealth.”

Campbell focussed on a shady side of the ‘Africa Rising’ story, where rising societal disparity and tensions in apparently booming nations were being overlooked or covered by optimistic economic growth numbers that twisted the true image.

He acclaimed that more than 60 victims of the mall strike comprised members of the elite society from Kenya, not to mention nephew of Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta and overseas expatriates.

Reportedly, a senior analyst for Africa of the Eurasia Group consultancy, Mark Rosenberg said the Nairobi attack would add to the risk profile for Africa. This was always a ‘jumpy’ barometer because there was ‘an unfortunate tendency to treat the continent as one country’.

Yet, he saw no ‘structural risk’ from the African Islamist uprising to the development trend on the continent over the last decade.

Living with a guy? Watch out for these things

Now that you’re planning to move-in with your boyfriend, there are certain things that you should keep in mind. They are going to be lot more different from your girl roomies and if you want to avoid pulling each other’s throats out, read on!
Men won’t take bath regularlyDon’t turn up your nose if he says ‘Kal Hi Toh Nahaya Tha’! Yes, men don’t believe in hygiene as much as you do. They may be stickler for other things like hitting the gym regularly, completing projects on time and so on, but ask them to get under the shower and all hell will be upon you. They really don’t like to move their asses, so let it go. If on a Sunday when your side of the family is coming over and your husband-to-be is still running around in dirty shorts, don’t flip out and cry bloody murder. Take a deep breath and purchase an air freshener.
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They cook, you clean after themIf he agrees to prepare the breakfast before you dash out for an early morning meeting, don’t secretly thank your stars for bringing him to you. He will cook, sure...but the amount of mess that he would pile up in the kitchen is something you don’t even want to imagine. All your grandma’s secret ingredients will be all over the place and cleaning up after him will rob you off any love you may have for him. Most women will brush it aside saying, ‘at least her tried!’ but you can’t go on saying that. If he cooks, you gotta clean after him. Understand that, so that life is a lot simpler!
Get ready for TV war:You may be smitten with each other and still in the can’t-take-hands-off-each-other phase, but that doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t go ninja on you if you tried to switch channels when his favourite match is on. You both may like the same kind of movies and music, but you’d definitely not enjoy certain violent /gory/sporty/boring stuff that he likes...so, there’s going to be a war every frigging day. Get two TVs or record your shows. There’s no point fighting over it as soon you’ll have kids who will have their own set of programs to watch. Phew!
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Farts, burps and scratches galore:If he is farting right in your face, he is going to marry you. Because the kind of comfort level he shares with you, he is not going to be able to do that with anybody else. Yeah! Men work in weird ways. They will fart, burp and scratch in front of you, if they feel that you’re the love of their life. So don’t be upset if you have to deal with constant ‘small bombs’ through the day. Also, one day they’re going to put on hell lot of weight, lose their hair, become less active in bed and going to fart a lot more. Game for all this?
All-year-round chauffer:From picking up from work to dropping you off to your mother’s, he is going to chauffer you around the rest of your life. He is quite content being in the driver’s seat (literally and figuratively) and would be happy to do it if you stayed out of his way. Living with a boy has its own advantage as you can always count on him for rescuing you from any and every situation. Yay! And all those women out there who drive...hey! Your car can break down and you’d need him to come pick you up. But this is mostly for those ladies who don’t or can’t drive.
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There’s never going to be enough eggs:However well stocked you may be, your eggs, milk, ready to eat and knick knacks are going to disappear. He loves his quick bites in between meals and won’t think twice before finishing up the entire packet of foods! He will assume that you have already eaten or are not hungry and continue to munch on food. Make it a rule that if he indulges in between-meals-bites, he needs to run down a fetch whatever he has gulped down. Will he agree? He will. Guys are quite reasonable like that (ha!).

College diaries: Maggi and coffee

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To those lucky chaps who are still in college, and let’s rewind the time for those like me who are living in nostalgia years after graduating. And believe me, while I am writing this, I am also enjoying my plate of maggi...
It is around three in the afternoon and we are attending the last lecture of the day. The only thought running through our minds is food and canteen. It was very human of one of our friends to think of the people around him, and stash some samosas in his bag for us, which are strictly meant to be devoured as the class goes on. The pin drop silence in the room is disturbed when another professor walks in with a cup of tea and gestures our teacher to come out for a brief talk. Bingo! That’s what we were waiting for.
Quickly, the newspaper is unravelled to take out the now cold as hell samosas from it. It gets circulated in the entire class and almost everyone is able to steal a bite, generously thanking our friend. Just in time, the professor steps back in and the class is resumed. That one bite of samosa has aggravated our hunger and we are impatiently waiting for the man to stop blabbering and let us be free. Apart from food, there’s a lot of catch up with each other on – the group project, documentary film we are supposed to shoot, friend’s birthday party and of course, gossip.
The bell rings and like liberated souls from Nazi’s Concentration Camps, we are not able to contain the magnitude of happiness the moment has brought us, within ourselves. In a jiffy we are out of the class, marching towards the canteen with an urgent gait. Anna has seen us from a distance and ordered his boys to get six plates of maggi and six cups of strong coffee ready.
Why six? Because there are six of us and none of us believe in sharing our maggi and coffee with anyone else. It is not like any other food for us and has a special, hallowed status in our lives. There are certain rules that we follow. We only eat our maggi, along with coffee and vice versa. There is a special khopcha (den) where we sit and savour them in absolute peace, until the last drops. Only intellectual discussions and meaningful talks are supposed to happen over them and no one ever leaves them half finished.
Anna has quite a few options of maggi – with cheese, extra masala, veggies, only onion, onion and chilli, only green chilli and simple, the way it is. Though we have tried them all, we usually stick to the basic one, without any alteration in the taste. Apart from canteen, coffee and maggi also enjoy a special place at homes, whenever there is a plan of group study. Everyone gathers at one of the friend’s homes and this is always pre-decided. On the day of the group study, after loitering around till evening, we reach the destination together, skipping maggi and sachets of Nescafe on our way. No, they are not for dinner because the moms usually prepare something for all of us.
When everyone is asleep, at 2 in the night, one person is given the duty of making maggi, while the other joins in to prepare coffee, and the rest wait in the room with bated breaths. They are the prerequisites for us to study hard and do well in exams. We have never appeared for a paper, without spending the night awake, flavoured with piping hot maggi and intoxicating coffee.
I wish if this had continued for life…
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